Scene: Outside the door of our storage room.
Lilah: Lilah close? Lilah close!
Amanda: Lilah, please don't close the door to the storage room. The kitties need to get in there to use the litter box. The kitties might have to go poo-poo and they need to get in there.
Lilah: Lilah close?
Amanda: No Lilah, no close. Kitties poo-poo. That's where kitties go poo-poo.
Lilah: Kitty poo-poo?
Amanda: Yes, Lilah, kitties poo-poo.
Lilah: Lilah poo-poo!
Amanda: Yes, Lilah does poo-poo too.
Lilah: Too.
Amanda: That's right, Lilah poo-poo too.
Lilah: Kitty poo-poo too?
Amanda: Yep, kitties go poo-poo too.
Lilah: Mummy poo-poo?
Amanda: Yep, Mummy goes poo-poo.
Lilah: Daddy poo-poo?
Amanda: Yes, Daddy poo-poo too.
Lilah: Ummmm... Annie poo-poo? (Annie* is Lilah's BFF)
Amanda: Yes, Annie does go poo-poo.
Lilah: Ummmm... John poo-poo? (John* is Annie's dad)
Amanda: Uh, yeah, I'm sure John goes poo-poo too.
Lilah: Ummmm... Ellen poo-poo? (Ellen* is Annie's mom)
Amanda: Yep, probably. Everybody goes poo-poo. Lilah goes poo-poo, kitties go poo-poo, Mummy goes poo-poo, Daddy goes poo-poo. Everybody goes poo-poo.
Lilah: Annie poo-poo?
Amanda: Yes, kiddo, Annie poo-poo, John poo-poo, Ellen poo-poo. Everybody goes poo-poo.
Lilah: Poo-poo!!!
*Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
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Scene: Outside the bathroom door.
Lilah: Mummy, open!
Amanda: Lilah, Mummy's going potty. Please go play with Daddy.
Lilah: No, Mummy, open! Lilah potty!
Amanda: Lilah, Mummy really wants to potty by herself for a minute. Please?
Lilah: Mummy, open! Open! OPEN! Lilah potty too!
Amanda: Sigh... okay Lilah, enter at your own risk.
Lilah: Yaaaaaay! Mummy potty!
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| She likes to talk about it, stand on it, and carry it around the house, but she won't actually use it. |
