Now, what you may not know is that this whole vacation came about because the Hubs works for one of the big banks in Canada and, as it turns out, they reward their top performers each year with a "bank convention" that just happens to take place aboard a luxury cruiseship in the middle of the Caribbean, and that the winners can take whomever they wish as their guest. My dear husband, of course, chose me.
Some of our fellow cruise-goers pointed out that he looks like Captain Awesome from the TV show Chuck. This guy, if you need a visual:
I'm going to let you be the judge. Either way, I'd just like to say: