Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Wednesday of Few Words: The Lady's Guide to Eating Ice Cream

1. A true lady doesn't demand her own ice cream.  Instead, she politely accepts others' offers to share.  Besides, Daddy's ice cream tastes better, and he'll hold it for you.

2. Be sure to use a spoon.  Licking the cone itself would be very unladylike.

4. Stick out your tongue in anticipation of the spoon coming towards your mouth.  This will help catch any errant drips of ice cream that would otherwise end up on your dress or similar ladylike attire.

5. Savour the sweet, delicious coldness as it melts in your mouth.

6. A real lady demonstrates generosity.  Don't forget to give Daddy a few licks of his own ice cream cone.  (I don't have any pictures to illustrate this point because a certain little lady had a hard time with this one.)


  1. Haha. I don't like sharing ice cream myself. It's a hard lesson for a lady to learn.

  2. Love your little lady! In our house, nobody lets Daddy hold the ice cream. Not since he accidentally, unknowingly ate it because he forgot he was just supposed to hold it.


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