And I have become an expert at getting her to take this medicine. Even in her sleep. Especially in her sleep. I tiptoe silently across her room, grope blindly for her mouth, pry her lips apart, slip the syringe in, and push the plunger, delivering 8 hours' worth of sweet Advil peace to her feverish little body. She has thus far retained the ability to suck in her sleep that infants are so famous for. I wonder how much longer I have before she starts jolting awake during my attempts to drug her...?
|Poor thing doesn't even know what hit her!|