Get your mind out of the gutter.
I'm talking about beaver the animal. Which is what Lilah thinks she is, apparently. There are big toothy gouges on her crib rails to prove it.
This is worriesome for two reasons:
1. Paint chips and wood splinters - probably not the best thing for baby to swallow, but at what point do I need to start worrying about toxicity?
2. She's not even 9 months old, and we need this crib to last until she is ready for a toddler bed. But at the rate she's going, there will be nothing left of it by then!